Goddamned Bloated And Indolent Tadpole

18242713-6D92-429B-B631-4F05086C5D02Yes, this is a tadpole. A tadpole who was too busy watching mind-numbing TV and playing computer games to grow up and become a frog. Parents, let this be a warning to you. Make your kids turn off those devices and play outside!

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He has begun to bear more than a passing resemblance to the vomiting Mr. Creosote from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life.

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2 thoughts on “Goddamned Bloated And Indolent Tadpole

  1. Reyna, to be sure, yours is a very generous and sympathetic view, but let’s not fool ourselves. This pollywog is the paragon of indolence. A disgrace to amphibians. Never worked a day in his life, refuses to metamorphize, what if all frogs behaved similarly, where would leave us?

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