Usually my way of thinking is fairly harmonious and comprehending of Japanese culture, but occasionally I am confronted with things where my thinking is radically different and my comprehension essentially non-existent. Today, while everyone over the age of thirty is traumatized over the breakup of the JPop group Arashi and the TV is full of nostagic footage of the boy band, my response, over and over, is that even I could pitch these talentless pipsqueaks over a fence.