Daddy (this morning, breakfast time): If you don’t start eating now instead of gaping at the TV, I’m going to pour ketchup all over your futon.
Son: We’re out of ketchup.
Daddy (this morning, breakfast time): If you don’t start eating now instead of gaping at the TV, I’m going to pour ketchup all over your futon.
Son: We’re out of ketchup.