Could there possibly be a softball question for Trump softer than “Can you now unambiguously state that the QAnon conspiracy theory that Democrats have formed a Satanic, blood-drinking, organ-harvesting pedophile cabal and Donald Trump is the secret superhero waging a war against them to save the world is complete nonsense?”

Even putting aside the head-spinning foulness of his implied allegiance to this lunacy, the fact that he couldn’t even fake an answer that was satisfying to anyone outside of QAnon evidences the kind of incompetence that should lead to involuntary commitment and heavy doses of Thorazine.